Girl in sweats: I’m a girl and I don’t need expensive gifts to make me happy I just want pizza I love food. sorry I know I’m weird omg. Girls wear makeup and I’m just in sweatpants and messy hair like omg rn girls are partying and I’m just at home with a good book getting stabbed
911 operator: ok
A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.
But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh
If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby
But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!
i had a dream that the new Lingo was “big yeet” and it meant something like “mood and i hate it”
op this post is a big yeet
how the fuck does anyone learn english nowadays when we speak like this
If you ram your head into a wall enough times either your head breaks or the wall does
Every woman who died because she couldn’t access birth control and had anemia and every woman who died from a septic miscarriage or in a high risk delivery because she couldn’t get an abortion was killed by the state
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves